Chips and Big Macs
Once there was two girls. They were best friends since they were four years old and they both love to eat chips. One day they were having a sleepover and they both were eating chips. The one friend got so mad at her because she got all the “Good Chips.” Her friend got so mad at her that she told her she would not stay at the sleepover.
The angry girl grabbed her bag and ran out the door, slamming it on her way out. If her so called friend wasn’t going to share the “good chips,” then she would just have to go out and get some on her own. It was dark outside and the street lights flickered. If she didn’t know any better, than she would think she ran up stairs and she can down with a million bags of the “good chips.” Then she starts to throw them at here best friend. HAHA! You will never get the “good chips” ever again
The girl got pretty mad that they kept fighting over the chips. Then she realized that the mother had bought more chips, and then the girls were fighting over who deserves all the chips. The one girls got all the chips and the other girl did not and then she said I do not want to be your friend. Twenty years later the girl with all chips is now a hobo and the other girls was the richest person on the world the the girl with all the chips was rich as well and then they became friends again. They bought a million bags of the “Good chips,” and quickly ate them. They ran out. The ran around the neighborhood, screaming “Give us good chips!” We tripped and fell, finding a bag of the “Good Chips.” we shared them. We shoved them down into our bellies. The “Good chips” were expired. The chip is a hobo and now it will eat everything in existence. “RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.” “Gimmmmmmm Me Those Toes!!!!!!!!!!!!” “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
“RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” the hobo says I Am Going To Eat You. But then...the chip became a big mac and ate the two girls that ate ten tons of the chips friends and family especially the cheddar and sour cream and salt and vinegar. Then the cheese doodle that likes to swim came and fought off the big mac chip. It did no damage because the chip was so fat that its arms are too tiny to reach his nerve then Phil Swift came in and used he’s flex tape power and blew him up then he said THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE. So in the end everyone, except phil swift, was eliminated from the earth. But then Gamble comes and says “I SMELL PENNIES” (0)(0) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET those pickle chins from susi pickle foot and eat em like a tater and then this happend Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
And that is what landon sang after he fell out . This is our one big happy story.
The End